From Avoidance to Appointments: My Comedic Return to Dental Care

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Written By: Carla Gardiner

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If there’s one thing I could happily avoid for the rest of my life, it’s a trip to the dentist. But, after 20 years of creative excuses (let’s call it financial prioritization), today was the day I braved the chair, surrendered to the tools of doom, and committed to giving my pearly whites the TLC they’ve been missing. Spoiler alert: I survived. Barely.

Let’s be honest …going to the dentist is a special kind of torture. First, there’s the cha-ching of rising costs. Then, there’s the fun game of dodging hot coffee and cold tea like a pro because your teeth are so sensitive that just looking at an ice cube sends shivers down your spine. And if you’ve ever been at the mercy of a so-called expert who botched a root canal not once, but twice, leaving you with an infection and a tooth that basically whispered, “I am never healing, lady” for TWELVE YEARS, then you understand why I’ve been playing dental dodgeball.

But today, armed with courage (and the promise of a reward latte afterward), I marched in for a cleaning. I figured, how bad could it be?

Bad. Really bad.

You ever felt the sharp needles of an ultrasonic scaler meet teeth that have only been softly caressed by a gentle toothbrush for over a decade? Imagine your hubby’s pressure washer blasting the side of your house …only it’s happening in your mouth. That’s about right.

And let’s talk about breathing. Are you a mouth breather or a nose breather? I found out today that I’m a mouth breather …an unfortunate revelation when someone’s got a water blaster, a metal hook, and their entire hand in there. Gag reflex? Oh yeah, front and center.

Then came the hand tools because why stop the suffering now? Scraping, picking, and the hygenist cheerfully explaining that this is all necessary to remove plaque and tartar, while I mentally calculated how much money it would take to never go through this again.

But here’s the thing …this torture session was a necessary step for what’s coming next: a bridge to replace two missing teeth that should have been pulled years ago. See, I had neglected my teeth for too long, and now it’s time to fix what I should have taken care of earlier.

Sound familiar? How often do we neglect our dreams of starting a business, waiting until “the right time” while life passes us by? We avoid investing in ourselves, only to realize later that the fix is much harder than just starting in the first place.

So, don’t wait to take care of your financial future like I did with my teeth. Whether it’s exploring home business ideas, jumping into affiliate marketing, or finally using Pinterest for business like the powerhouse tool it is, the best time to start is NOW.

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